Job Interview
Employer:
Why do you want to work here?
Me:
Because stripping is a last resort.
Me:
I don't feel like getting caught with drugs.
Me:
I don't feel like going to jail for getting caught with drugs.
Me:
I like stuff and stuff cost money.
Me:
Being broke really isn't as fun as the government makes it sound.
Me:
(What I Really Say) I believe that your company is the exact establishment where I can learn to grow not only as individual, but as a team player while learning life and career lessons that I will be able to apply to multiple situations in the future.
So I was just looking at this awesome concept art from The Princess and the Frog.
I had it enlarged, big as it could go, scrolling along, admiring the details, and then I got almost to the end of the picture, right along the fountain.
This movie takes place in the 1920s.
A PSA about female characters
There is a difference
between having a love interest
and being reduced to a love interest for a male lead.
That is all.
im going to start being more thankful for the little things. I spend so much time complaining (i hate my job) that i don’t even realize what my job has been doing for me.
like
i just bought a bugatti (and by bugatti i mean volkwagon but its still a foreign so whatevs)
my savings looks phenom
aiden wants for nothing
i want for nothing
my bills are getting paid
im not living paycheck to paycheck
my schedule is extreeeeemly flexible
my boss is cool as isht
i can afford to go on vacation
i eat out all the time and im not broke
there’s no reason for me to mope around this place as much as i do. yeah, the questions get redundant, yeah dealing with these people makes me lose all faith in the intelligence of the human race, buuuut im not broke, im almost able to move all the way out and i can still afford my makeup.
